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Newport Christmas Parties are full of drunk WASPs,...
Some guy: I don’t know how a Jewish guy knows so many Christmas songs?!
Ron: What about Irving Berlin?
My Mom: And, uh, I mean what about Jesus? He was, like, the original Jew.
Me: No, Mom, that was Abraham.
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Mike: If I were diabetic, I’d totally fuckin’ kill myself.
Me: Well, that does make sense. I mean, diabetes does begin with die.
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